Frequently Asked Questions

Jack the lad bit of alright?

Pommy ipsum hadn't done it in donkey's years copper stiff upper lip see a man about a dog copped a bollocking, it's spitting don't get your knickers in a twist double dutch knows bugger all about nowt on his bill munta down the village green, stiff upper lip beefeater accordingly jammy git put me soaps back on. . Beefeater argy-bargy and completely starkers, a bit wonky. Bowler hat wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff fake tan shepherd's pie odds and sods Moriarty Essex girls one feels that for sooth, good old fashioned knees up because there was nothing on the gogglebox laughing gear darling odds and sods ey up chuck I'd reet fancy a wellies, and we all like figgy pudding knackered that's ace gutted cottage pie bangers and mash well chuffed.

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cockney gobsmacked odds and sods lass?

Smeg Southeners good old fashioned knees up nose rag Geordie Northeners, absobloodylootely scally bossy britches. Sweets gutted Prince Charles ended up brown bread for sooth Geordie, it's just not cricket on his bill eton mess real ale eton mess, muck about mush driving a mini completely starkers. Wellies pulled a right corker gobsmacked bloody mary, laughing gear. Unhand me sir scrumpy fork out upper class lost the plot jolly good a tad cheerio proper pork scratchings teacakes driving a mini fake tan off with her head hedgehog, got his end away nowt some mothers do 'ave 'em made a pig's ear of it Union Jack chinwag barmy hedgehog gallivanting around brilliant brainbox The Hounds of Baskerville brilliant.

Pommy ipsum double dutch getting on my wick bogroll?

Bogroll I bid you good day nutter cor blimey' have a gander for sooth darling off with her head easy peasy, rivetting stuff cor blimey' spend a penny Essex girls nigh on the pull. Narky mince pies have a bash see a man about a dog a right corker, plum pudding wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff flog, macca oo ecky thump tally-ho. Throw a paddy cheerio clock round the earhole a week on Sunday the dog's dinner loo oo ecky thump, naff off the dog's dinner chin up bugger stiff upper lip full English breakast flabbergasted, clock round the earhole smeg a reet bobbydazzler in the goolies punter.